Home & Away
Home: I wake up about 1, outta bed by 2, go down make some lunch, consisting of a sandwhich, water and popcorn.
Away: I wake up about 2, stay in bed till 5, make some 'lunch' consisting of a handfull of peanuts.
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Home: After lunch I'll talk to the family, check out e-mail and potter around doing stuff...
Away: After lunch is what I like to call 'porn-time'.
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Home: It's seven now, there might be some tv show to watch, text messages will be exchanged with friends catching up, if its near the weekend a drinking session might be organised.
Away: It's seven now, soon I'll be wasted. People keep knocking on my window asking am I going out. There is no peace.
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Home: I'm waiting on the bus, it sucks ass so much waiting for it, some scumbag bitch is singing the chorus to "I dont like Mondays" over and over. I get into town, I walk halfway across town to get to where I'm going.
Away: If I took a long enough run and jump I could land in a pub.
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Home: Where the fuck are we tonight? STYLE WANKERS! Fuck it - drink - I have about 40 rubes with me, I take out pen and paper, making a budget of what drinks will get me the drunkest the cheapest. Four quid for a frigging beer - I have about 4 or 5 of them before starting on the Jack Daniels.
Away: I dont even have to axk the bargirl what I want, she gets me a Jack Daniels cause the pints are so watered down in the Students Union, depending how much I feel like taking out with me I can have about 6 of them drunk in an hour,
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Home: I check out the women, they is cute. I'll go up and talk to one maybe and I'll crash and burn. I'll check out the dancefloor. I will put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brains.
Away: I check out the women, they are hot. I'll grab a friend and we'll knock a shot back and go talk to some girl. They love my Irish accent till they realize I'm a dick. Some are a little slow and dont realize I'm a dick and I'll smile at them and make plans to talk to them later.
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Home: We leave the club, have a laugh on teh way home, poeple will want food "Go eat at home you fucking non-eating at home freaks!" I'll find somebody to get a taxi or nightlink and leave stupid food in town people to there own freakish desires.
Away: We leave the club, it's time for my first proper meal of the day. We'll walk to Asda which is open 24 hours on a weekday, and go ask the cute girls working the skank shift where various items are. We'll flirt out asses off wiht them but they wont have any of it. One or two nights a week we'll head back to somebodies dorm or somebody will head back to us. Otherwise me and Dave will head into his room as he smokes weed and I drink dodgy asda coke and JD. We'll watch CKY or Go or something else. We'll break out George Forman and cool sausages and rashers and have a damn nice toasted sandwhich.
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Home: It's four in the morning, I get into bed collapse asleep.
Away: Its four inthe morning, I put in my friends Spiderman CD and listen to the action music and jump around my room for hours crazy drunk, I'll listen to Go with the Flow, I'll listen to Al Pacino say "First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women", I'll go online, I'll watch the Bubba Ho-Tep trailer I'll write crazy nonsense. AHHHHH AHA HAAAAA!!!!
Home: I wake up about 1, outta bed by 2, go down make some lunch, consisting of a sandwhich, water and popcorn.
Away: I wake up about 2, stay in bed till 5, make some 'lunch' consisting of a handfull of peanuts.
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Home: After lunch I'll talk to the family, check out e-mail and potter around doing stuff...
Away: After lunch is what I like to call 'porn-time'.
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Home: It's seven now, there might be some tv show to watch, text messages will be exchanged with friends catching up, if its near the weekend a drinking session might be organised.
Away: It's seven now, soon I'll be wasted. People keep knocking on my window asking am I going out. There is no peace.
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Home: I'm waiting on the bus, it sucks ass so much waiting for it, some scumbag bitch is singing the chorus to "I dont like Mondays" over and over. I get into town, I walk halfway across town to get to where I'm going.
Away: If I took a long enough run and jump I could land in a pub.
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Home: Where the fuck are we tonight? STYLE WANKERS! Fuck it - drink - I have about 40 rubes with me, I take out pen and paper, making a budget of what drinks will get me the drunkest the cheapest. Four quid for a frigging beer - I have about 4 or 5 of them before starting on the Jack Daniels.
Away: I dont even have to axk the bargirl what I want, she gets me a Jack Daniels cause the pints are so watered down in the Students Union, depending how much I feel like taking out with me I can have about 6 of them drunk in an hour,
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Home: I check out the women, they is cute. I'll go up and talk to one maybe and I'll crash and burn. I'll check out the dancefloor. I will put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brains.
Away: I check out the women, they are hot. I'll grab a friend and we'll knock a shot back and go talk to some girl. They love my Irish accent till they realize I'm a dick. Some are a little slow and dont realize I'm a dick and I'll smile at them and make plans to talk to them later.
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Home: We leave the club, have a laugh on teh way home, poeple will want food "Go eat at home you fucking non-eating at home freaks!" I'll find somebody to get a taxi or nightlink and leave stupid food in town people to there own freakish desires.
Away: We leave the club, it's time for my first proper meal of the day. We'll walk to Asda which is open 24 hours on a weekday, and go ask the cute girls working the skank shift where various items are. We'll flirt out asses off wiht them but they wont have any of it. One or two nights a week we'll head back to somebodies dorm or somebody will head back to us. Otherwise me and Dave will head into his room as he smokes weed and I drink dodgy asda coke and JD. We'll watch CKY or Go or something else. We'll break out George Forman and cool sausages and rashers and have a damn nice toasted sandwhich.
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Home: It's four in the morning, I get into bed collapse asleep.
Away: Its four inthe morning, I put in my friends Spiderman CD and listen to the action music and jump around my room for hours crazy drunk, I'll listen to Go with the Flow, I'll listen to Al Pacino say "First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women", I'll go online, I'll watch the Bubba Ho-Tep trailer I'll write crazy nonsense. AHHHHH AHA HAAAAA!!!!
